Jag har världens bästa mamma. Henne kan man messa sent, sent på kvällen och be om sängplats och när man kommer dit känner man sig alltid trygg eftersom det ligger en laddad puffra i vardagsrummet. Trots att det är i norrort hon bor finns det gott om southern "get the 'ell off 'o my property"-mentalitet. Nu ska vi köra föreställning i sweet home Vallentuna!
Why don't ya get me a real shotgun for Mother's Day!
SvaraRaderaLove
Open Carry Mom
Oh darn, well, then I have to throw out that fine piece o' apple pie me and little Britney-Louise-May made ya. I ain't gonna pretend that ain't gonna hurt that little girls feelins now... Besides it's a great shame just throwin out a nice piece o' pie just like that... I tell you what, why don't you just take that pie now for mothers day and me and Britney-Louise-May just might see if we can get you that ol' gun for your 60th birthday instead?!
SvaraRaderaWell, Honey,I sure don't wanna hurt your feelins or anythin but by the time Mother's Day comes along that there apple pie gonna be bout four weeks old. Why don't ya bake me one a Minny Jackson's special chocolate cakes instead?
SvaraRaderaLove Mama
P.S. I guess your lil bro had a goooood time last night. Jake Lee Riley III just went off to work lookin like one a them newborn vampires, all red eyes an vicious lookin.